death-by-lulz:

meanplastic:

future is now

City of Bones

ameliaandrorywilliams:

ameliaandrorywilliams:

carmakiin:

doubledamnit:

ironinomicon:

look at my face

you think this is a fucking game

oh my fucking god

So basically Lemony Snicket predicted tumblr.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

AND THE BEST PARENT AWARD GOES TO: JOHN GREEN

allonsyforever:

OH AND I FORGOT TO TELL YOU ALL THAT ONE TIME MY FRIENDS - Okay backstory real quick, my friends ship me and my (brother-like) male friend and they’re convinced we’re getting married - OKAY SO ONE TIME MY FRIENDS BOUGHT ME A BALLOON - LIKE THEY WENT OUT TO THE STORE AND BOUGHT ME A BALLOON - THAT…

cassandraclare:

awww…Herondales and their parabatai through the ages…

cassandrajp:

Herondale boys and their parabati!! 

Granted, I have no clue if Shadowhunter is related to the Herondales, but he’s the first shadowhunter anyway so he gets to go in there as the earliest generation of everything. 

Super sketchy sorry >< got a stomach ache

exhali:

seeyoutmorra:

yesfuckkk:

extremelylame:

reverse graffiti.

instead of using actual spray cans…some artist are just cleaning dirt off of certain areas to make their masterpieces. and they are calling it reverse graffiti. kind of brilliant.

wow

why is this not happening everywhere?

lol loophole

this is actually brilliant

drunk0ffhate:

drunk0ffhate:

so i decided to draw faces on the eggs at night and put them back in the fridge without telling anyone…my sis took them out in the morning to make breakfast, stood at the fridge staring at the eggs for the longest time in the world, didnt know what to do with them and just ended up putting them back in the fridge…yup

oh we had two different packs of eggs so i just ended up mixing them together instead of being boring 

omg people are still reblogging my eggs lmfao